Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for useless products. How can I block all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, enough is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even care about. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- I'm reporting your actions to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm sick with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- This is useless to me
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of here your junk. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Don't test us.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
You know you're so smart, sending out your garbage to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I don't care for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Drop Dead With Your Annoying Emails
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.